Adam and Ricky

Coming... when it's done The primordial man and his faithful pig pet and their adventures chasing Hitler and his minions.

Meet the heroes!


The firstborn child and primordial creation of God, Adam should have represented the perfect genesis of mankind arising to make its mark on the earth. Instead, the only marking Adam is capable of achieving involves urine and trees. Some say that God was just a bit tired the day he brought his first creation into the world, and rumors drenched in heresy even dare to say he just didn’t give a shit. Whatever the truth behind the myth, Adam is blessed by a prodigious physique, unmatchable hellenic beauty, the libido of a thousand titans, but cursed with the mental capabilities of the mud he was spawned from.

Adam is the first protagonist of the game. He is a ranged character who wields a surprisingly accurate aim taking into account how thick he is. His binary mind can make him prone to committing mistakes, falling asleep, or making rather stupid decisions that get the party into trouble, but with Ricky’s excellent melee skills and privileged mind, they’re a match made in heaven indeed.


On the second day of creation, after realizing that his firstborn Adam was possibly the dumbest entity in the whole universe, God decided his failure of a son would require a little help to meet the expectations of his grand design. He modelled the primal clay for the best part of thirty seconds until the muse abandoned him, and he left his second child to fate. The creature that eventually formed, bred on this rejection to create a being of pure cynicism with a heart as black as the bottomless pit. Gifted with the intellect that Adam lacked, unfortunately for him, his physical shape fell into place in the form of a pink plump piglet who is always in a foul mood and curses like a sailor.

Ricky is the second protagonist of the game. He is a melee character able to use his higher intelligence to overcome the physical limitations of being a little soft cute pig. Although he is well read and often three steps ahead of everyone else, at times his true nature of being a simple farm animal can slip through the cracks, especially when faeces are involved. He is the perfect teammate for ranged Adam, keeping foes distracted while they are pierced from afar with a rain of arrows.